
Rather than expound on all the holiday movies released in the past week, I have decided to discuss them in haiku format.
Australia
Poor man's Titanic
Gone with the Wind in the Outback
Watch Baz count money
HSM3
Zac Efron sings, dances
All the gays come out in droves
Left script in closet
Bolt 3D
Dog, cat cross country
in search of Miley Cirus
Stay home, watch Disney
Slumdog Millionaire
Bollywood badass
slick Ritchie-like jump cuts, flashbacks
Strong Oscar karma
1 comment:
I wish I could see the post while I write my comment. Nevertheless, did you actually watch four movies on Sunday after Thanksgiving? Congratulations, you are a movie marathon hero.
I like the reduced format, too. It's easier to follow while buzzed. Still hard to comment on, though.
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